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... Dio recounts an exchange concerning Elagabalus as well as the very well-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus resolved the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'You should not call me lord, I'm a lady.' Dio concludes his anecdote by obtaining Elagabalus asking his physicians to offer him the equal of a girl's vagina by the use of a surg